Collection: Funny + Sarcastic + Unhinged
Life's too short for boring hats. Our Funny + Sarcastic Patches collection is packed with bold, unapologetic designs for the ones who say what everyone else is thinking. From feral-but-free vibes to straight-up attitude, these ready-to-ship patches are made for hats, jackets, bags, and anyone who keeps it real.
Perfect for hat bars, boutiques, and creative makers who want designs with personality.
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Mama didn’t raise no bitch white
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Mama didn’t raise no bitch dark pink
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Sorry officer I thought you wanted to race
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Bad leatherette patch
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F*UCKS given white
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I may not be great with fractions
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Hot Mess Express ticket
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I should’ve come with a warning
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Bitchalante
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Washed up local
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Drink Responsibly Don’t spill it
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Margaritas made me do it
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Fuck your feelings leatherette
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Go deep throat a cactus
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