Collection: Funny + Sarcastic + Unhinged
Life's too short for boring hats. Our Funny + Sarcastic Patches collection is packed with bold, unapologetic designs for the ones who say what everyone else is thinking. From feral-but-free vibes to straight-up attitude, these ready-to-ship patches are made for hats, jackets, bags, and anyone who keeps it real.
Perfect for hat bars, boutiques, and creative makers who want designs with personality.
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You are the trailer park I am the tornado
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Hillbilly Proud
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Zero mother heifin’
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Oh sweetie they high horse Makes your case look huge
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Looks like it’s Fuck this o’clock
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Be kind of a bitch
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The Bitch Barn
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Raisin hell
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Dust settles I don’t
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Remember your why
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All my flabbers are gasted
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Don’t get me started Bitch I don’t come with brakes
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Sorry I’m late I was Dilly Dallying
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My Neck any Back My Anxiety
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Don’t stress Do your best forget the rest
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Bad hair day
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