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I can’t adult today
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I can’t drive 55
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I checked my receipt I didn’t buy at of your bullshit
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I could be meaner
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I do all the pretty girls hair
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I do makeup
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I don’t give a duck
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I don’t need a valentine. I need a nap
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I don’t bite just a little stabby
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I don’t get tipsy I get horny
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I don’t get paid enough for this shit
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I don’t need google my husband knows everything leatherette
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I don’t need google my wife knows everything
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I don’t yell at baseball games. Oh wait, yes I do
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Sold outI ghost people all year long
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I give into beer pressure
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